The first time is saw the descendants
they were the fastest band i'd ever seen
no one in the crowd really cared for them
we were waiting for the alley cats the play.

After a couple months i heard caboogy Girl,
On run de other Ra play sunday night
That was enough, for me i hopped the bus
to look a reach pizza and buy my all time favourite record.

The next time i went to the whiskey
it was DOA with millions of dead cops
the ladder band played faster than i could believe
but the song sound the same it kinda sucked.

So John Wayne was a Nazi and Joey Shithead was a drunk
then John Mersiad-speetsum hit me to a pulp
cause having long hair was a mistake.

The Third time i went to the hospital
i needed thirteen Stitches in my head
i managed to catch about six songs of No Repute
then some suicidal threw me into a post.
My girlfriend started to cry because we had to leave
before DRI played fifty lousy songs
My blood-stained shirt smelt of clove cigarettes
but it sure looked pretty cool after a wash.