What we're gonna do right now is play the average punk song
Hey! hey!

Everybody knows that for punk to be good
Ya yell just as loud as you possibly could
Ya don't have to rhyme if ya don't have the skill
But, I'm gonna do it every chance I get

There was one that I decided to skip
The next one will so don't give me your lip
We did an intro and we finished our verse
We lasted 15 seconds without a curse

This is the chorus where we change up the chords
We whine about life and how we grew up poor
We say we hate our government and how it treats us wrong
Don't worry, just stick with us, it won't be that long

When it comes to lyrics we are the mystic wizards
We grew up as rebels 'cause we all ran with scissors
We can sing about girls, but the answer is still no
We are a punk band, and we do not sing emo

We are really punk and we are hardcore
We play in our garage wearing shirts and pants we tore
we don't have a record but we play live shows
If you have a camera we'd be more than glad to poise

I'm really gettin' lame, and my lyrics bite the dust
If I scream much louder, then my lungs are gonna bust
This song is redundant and it greatly lacks spunk
But that's ok because we are all about the punk

If you run out of words and you really start to suck
Scream out random things like running with the ducks
Next is the chorus so you'd better buck up
Here we go now just throw your hands up

When it comes to lyrics we are the mystic wizards
We grew up as rebels 'cause we all ran with scissors
We can sing about girls, but the answer is still no
We are a punk band, and we do not sing emo

Hey! hey!
Hey! hey!