[JJD]
So I pull up to the light, in my grand prix
And I find out there's a woman right next to me
She turns her head and I say you're a disgrace
Not to your family, but the whole human race
When you leave the house I say "The bitch is loose"
The only reason you're here is to reproduce
When it comes to drivin you fuckin suck
Oh you didn't crash? Well that's just luck
I hate all those women who try to drive a stick
They should be sittin in my car, suckin my dick
You can't grab the wheel cause that's to tough
Cookin in the kitchen should be enough

[The Shaft]
Women drive just like the got outta bars
Gettin tickets, drivin crazy, hittin parked cars
Get off your cell phone you stupid hoe
Now get on the corner and make daddy some dough

[JJD]
Yesterday I heard you passed your test
You didn't fail cause you got big breasts
Males are better drivers don't ask me why
You ladies fuckin suck and you can't deny

[The Shaft]
I come up to a light, I'm seein Cassi
She's in her Lexus, lookin all classy
She revs her engine, I burn her off the line
"Get off the road" says the lord divine

[K-Man]
Sticky icky icky, you suck at drivin
Sticky icky icky, suck on my dicky
Sticky icky icky, you suck at drivin
Sticky icky icky, suck on my dicky
When I'm in my car I wanna survive
But then I get scared when I see a woman drive
So you come up to the turn, you gotta grab the wheel
That's way more complicated than makin my meal

[The Shaft]
I can see into the future, it's gettin kinda dark
We got women like Kristen who don't know how to park
Hey yo, women! It's gettin to be a pattern
Two months in Heather crashed her new saturn
Remember that night Anabell got drunk?
Only thing out that house was a trunk