Hey little girl won't you come along, yeah, well, I'm gonna take you to where I come from, yeah
It's a place with no heart, a place without pity, it's a place that's called the Mystery City
Hey!, We're gonna take a ride to the Mystery City, We're not coming back so buy a one-way ticket oh yeah!

We're leaving right now for the Mystery City, Got no heart, don't want no pity
Hey little girl, you'll love it there, Just backcomb your hair, let's get outta here
We can't stay here, baby this is nowhere, New boys waiting for you everywhere there
There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen, She's waiting for me
There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen, She's waiting for me
down in Mystery City, Down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City
I know you'd call this a paradise, dear, People judge you by the clothes you wear
Well, it's a wham bam gangbang everynight here, I tell you everywhere else is just nowhere!
There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen, She's waiting for me down in Mystery City
Oh, there's a million girls waiting for me, Down in Mystery City, I don't care
A million girls, million curls, Million pearls, Waiting for me...