you know the scene we be dancin' all night
your dick's gettin' hard and my pussy's tight
pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me
but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me

it's getting hot, you're ready to go
say goodbye, head out the door
dj says, "stay one more song"
gives you more fucking tickets to get your drink on

you go back to the bar
start pounding old e

should be home by now
should be pounding me

don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(you've got to get it up)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(if you want to get it in)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
we get home, i get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot!

way to go shithead, you did it again
now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen
talked a lot of shit, acted like a pimp
but I come home with you and what? it's limp?

drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona
what good is it if you can't pop a boner?
I don't care if you can't come
but it better be hard until I'm done

i wanted hot beef
(i got a cold noodle)
i wanted slap and tickle
(but I got a flapdoodle!)

don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(you've got to get it up)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(if you want to get it in)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
we get home, i get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot!

i like to party, like to get fucked up
but I'd rather spend the night face down ass up
let's leave while your weenie's still working
cause i don't wanna spend the whole night jerkin'

spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat
boy, that ain't the way to get me wet
don't come to my house to puke in my toilet
don't sleep in my bed just to soil it

don't pass out goin' down on me
(or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee)

don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(you've got to get it up)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(if you want to get it in)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
we get home, i get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot!

don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(you've got to get it up)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(if you want to get it in)
don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
we get home, i get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot!

wake up!

this sucks...