| 1. Queers - I Can't Stop Farting |
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Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into...
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| 2. Queers - Tulu Is A Wimp |
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Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp. Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp. Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp. Tulu is a wimp because he is a...
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| 3. Queers - Tic Tic Toc |
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Tic tic toc, My heart is in hock. Just after one look, I was hooked. Oh yeah - sha, na, na, na, na Just one kiss. I never knew this. I...
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| 4. Queers - Today I Fell In Love |
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Hanging on the telephone I'm glad that we're all alone Felling kind of cool today Listening to what you say Rainbows in my head Green red and...
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| 5. Queers - Trash This Place |
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We trash this place; I don't know why. Got to clean it up; I want to cry. You're just a bunch of useless friends Who partied to the very end. ...
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| 6. Queers - Too Many Twinkies |
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John Rioux was his hane Screwing up was his game Oh gosh he hates his folks In fact, his whole life is a joke Well he's only seventeen He knows...
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| 7. Queers - Boobarella |
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BooBarella, it's funny that's her name Since I've seen her, I've never been the same I saved up from mowing all those lawns To buy Tina Turner...
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| 8. Queers - Teenage Gluesniffer |
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My folks had me committed just two weeks ago My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey...
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| 9. Queers - Terminal Rut |
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I wake up and smoke a joint. I love my life 'cause there's no point. I hit the couch; turn on the tube. I love to watch the Family Feud. I'm...
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| 10. Queers - This Place Sucks |
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This place sucks! This place sucks! This place sucks! This place sucks! I don't know just where to go. There's things I don't wanna know. I...
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| 11. Queers - I Enjoy Being A Boy |
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[Banana Splits cover] I live in a cucumber castle On the banks of a cranberry sea And starfish dance under my drawbridge And blackbirds...
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| 12. Queers - If You Only Had A Brain |
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I hate anchovie pizza Asparagus and peas Wanting my dessert And having to say please I hate Well I hate everything (2x) I hate the Grateful...
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| 13. Queers - The Sun Always Shines Around You |
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Oh how I wish and hope it's true That you know I'm in love with you 'Cause you seem to have forgotten I exist And do you even remember that we...
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| 14. Queers - I Don't Get It |
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Thinking out loud on a marshmallow cloud 'cause the sun is still in hiding I won't go back as a matter of fact and I'll put that in writing If I...
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| 15. Queers - I Don't Want You Hanging Around |
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Don't want you. Don't want you. I seen you hanging around places we used to go to. I seen you hanging around trying to act so bored. Sick...
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| 16. Queers - Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil? |
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Things went black and you're outta your skull Ed Wood film come to life Rent's not paid and you're hating your life some dude just fucked your wife ...
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| 17. Queers - Number One |
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I've been told many times before To think of number one When I do, I guess it's true I think I'm having fun But lately all I ever do is think...
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| 18. Queers - Nobody Likes Me |
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Cut my hair and try to fit in. I hang around, but I just can't win, oh no. I don't know just what to say, But I want things to go my way, oh yeah....
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| 19. Queers - Junk Freak |
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We're not the Titanics and we'renot the Voodoo Dolls We're not Buullet LaVolta and we ain't 8-balls We're not as famous as the Pixies or the Bags ...
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| 20. Queers - Uncouth |
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Excuse my French I think I swore I called your mom a dirty whore Pardon me I think I farted Please don't think that I'm retarded Mercy me I...
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