| 1. Apologetix - Flurry - Blurry |
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Everything's snow flurries And everyone's snowflakes Whatever God has sent you Is evidence that snow adds up It all combines and now you cannot lift...
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| 2. Apologetix - Cornelius (cecilia - Simon And Garfunkel) |
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Cornelius - was favored by God He prayed to him constantly, daily Oh, Cornelius was in the army A pagan believer from Rome Cornelius! An...
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| 3. Apologetix - All Apologetix |
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Weird Al should agree; It's all a parody. Someone else could've made every song we played. What if you don't like lines the band rewrites? What...
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| 4. Apologetix - Cheap Birds |
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You do not need to fear tomorrow Would you still remember please That God must keep track of sparrows And there's so many ravens God's got to feed...
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| 5. Apologetix - Hotel Can't Afford Ya |
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(This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles) From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census, I was from...
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| 6. Apologetix - Parody Of The Theme Of |
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So Jesus told his deciples "We're gonna go away. Where I go you know, They all crowd please explain" He said "You've all been stuck in 2nd grade If...
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| 7. Apologetix - Get Found Tonight (get Down Tonight -k.c. And The |
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Baby, baby, let's get the Shepherd Honey, honey, He's seeking you In Luke 15, ah, do ya think that we'd lie to you? Are you a little lamb? Maybe a...
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| 8. Apologetix - The Spittle (the Middle -jimmy Eat World) |
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Hey, don't write your song 'bout spit It's only in you head to fill your mouth -- well, look out, Mom The Bible says Christ healed a sightless man...
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| 9. Apologetix - Lose Yourself |
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Look, if you have one God And one offer of eternity That exceeds everything you've ever wanted With one opponent Would you ask for it? Or just...
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| 10. Apologetix - Elijah |
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Eli-jah! Eli-jah! Don't start no fires, Eli-jah! Elijah looked toward Heaven-It got very bright The fire fell sure enough takin' 50 guys' lives I've...
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| 11. Apologetix - Boy Tell The World (joy To The World -three Dog Ni |
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Jeremiah loved the true God Was a good friend of mine I never edited a single word he said But I helped him ink his lines And he always had me write...
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| 12. Apologetix - Revelation Man (secret Agent Man -johnny Rivers) |
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There's a man who seems just like a savior With everyone he meets he gains their favor Oh, with every move he makes, Another hand he shakes ...
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| 13. Apologetix - Lazy Brain (crazy Train -ozzy Osbourne) |
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Osbournes! Ha ha ha ha ha! Aie aie aie aie aie aie! Ozzy puts bats down his throat Real different people live in his home "Cosby, he's not," you...
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| 14. Apologetix - Every Crown Has Thorns |
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We're both like Simon we still live in a state of denial. Although we'd both like to go to heaven, We feel surprised about the trial. But the...
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| 15. Apologetix - Story Of A Squirrel |
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This is the story of a squirrel Whom God Preserved when he drowned the whole world And while things looked so dark and Noah's Ark Was absolutely...
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| 16. Apologetix - Devil Went Down To Jordan |
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The devil went down to the Jordan He was lookin' for a show to steal He was in a bind 'cause Jesus came to find The people willing to make it...
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| 17. Apologetix - Who's There_ |
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From your time of infancy Christ was a-knockin'. You say it's in vain but I've got to tell you somethin'; When the bad things I'd done made me...
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| 18. Apologetix - Good Guys, Bad Guys (good Times, Bad Times) |
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In the days of my youth I was shown all the kings Judea had And now I teach that age -- I try to review all those kings the best I can So gather...
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| 19. Apologetix - Monkey Scheme |
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Here they come, talkin' down on me I get the funniest looks 'cause I said I don't believe They say we were monkeys They think they're saying...
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| 20. Apologetix - Wherever You Will Sow |
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So lately you're wondering who really cares to take Christ's grace Well, Christ taught that seeds of new life get scattered on Earth's face If a...
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