| 1. Ray Stevens - Pirate Song |
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Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum (Captain) Avast there mates, ye're sailin' with Long John Black Beard, Peg-Leg,...
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| 2. Ray Stevens - Gitarzan |
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Well, a strange thing happened the other night You won't believe it, but I swear it's true Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo &...
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| 3. Ray Stevens - Cannonball Run |
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Special Lady Ray, Goodman & Brown (Harry Ray/Al Goodman/L. Walter) You must be a special lady (Billy, you sing the first verse) [Come on, Herb,...
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| 4. Ray Stevens - Along Came Jones |
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I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2 A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue He trapped her in the old...
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| 5. Ray Stevens - Sittin' Up With The Dead |
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Well out in the country we didn't have mortuaries and so it was always customary to lay the dead out right there at home. Well the church would...
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| 6. Ray Stevens - Hugo The Human Cannonball |
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Well, they came to town With their elephants and clowns On a hit sticky August day And every telephone pole Had a poster that told Of the...
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| 7. Ray Stevens - Its Me Again Margaret |
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Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane And he only had just one thought on his brain Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone...
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| 8. Ray Stevens - Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone |
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Blue Cyclone, Oooh... Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back And left me at home by myself to bach And after five straight nights...
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| 9. Ray Stevens - The Streak |
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(Reporter): Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket....
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| 10. Ray Stevens - Harry The Hairy Ape |
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Well, a strange thing happened the other night You won't believe it, but I swear it's true Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo &...
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| 11. Ray Stevens - Missippi Squirel Revival |
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VERSE 1 Well when I was a kid I would take a trip every Summer down to "Mississipp," to visit my Granny and 'er "Auntie Belluam World." I'd...
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| 12. Ray Stevens - Ahab The Arab |
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Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab The Sheik of the burning sand He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off 'a him And a ring on every finger...
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| 13. Ray Stevens - Osama Yo' Mama |
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Osama - yo' mama didn't raise you right When you were young she must have wrapped yo' turban too tight She should have kept you home on those...
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| 14. Ray Stevens - Surfin' U.s.s.r. |
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We got a Soviet sub she's a '79. She's got nuclear reactorand she runs real fine. We're loyal to the party and the party line, But a sailor's...
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| 15. Ray Stevens - Would Jesus Wear A Rolex |
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Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set. there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget. This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on...
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| 16. Ray Stevens - The Preacher And The Bear |
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The Preacher and the Bear by Jerry Reed The preacher went out a huntin', it was on one Sunday morn' It was against his religion, but he took a...
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| 17. Ray Stevens - Mr Businessman |
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Itemize the things you covet As you squander through your life Bigger cars, bigger houses Term insurance for your wife Tuesday evenings with your...
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| 18. Ray Stevens - Santa Clause Is Watching You |
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Now, you chillrun better watch your P's and Q's a'hang up your clothes and clean up your room a'do ev'rything that you're 'posed to do~o 'cause...
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| 19. Ray Stevens - Streak |
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Each time I let you hurt me, I swear that it's the last. I long to be your lover, But you just want me for the laughs. There are those who think...
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| 20. Ray Stevens - Everything Is Beautiful |
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He's free as the breeze He's always at ease He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees As he swings through the trees With a trapeze in his...
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