| 1. King Missle - Detachable Penis |
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of...
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| 2. King Missle - Lou |
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Lou wanted to be noticed and understood, but he was so quiet. So one day he wrote the following poem: a four or five piece band where three...
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| 3. King Missle - Gary And Melissa |
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Gary and Melissa loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their...
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| 4. King Missle - Frightened And Freezing |
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Frightened and Freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I touch something My fingers get burned Icy hot-scary world Somebody is Howling ...
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| 5. King Missle - Cheesecake Truck |
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So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, 'Cause I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes...
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| 6. King Missle - Dick |
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Dick was obsessed with his dick. He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before...
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| 7. King Missle - Jesus Was Way Cool |
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Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine, ...
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| 8. King Missle - Fluting On The Hump |
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I can't relate to people Who rush to catch the train So much strain For such a momentary gain Why not just once Try to live a day In a...
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| 9. King Missle - She Didn't Want |
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She was surrounded by a warm glow She felt calm and relaxed For a change It all started to seem so funny to her So meaningless, so beautiful ...
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| 10. King Missle - Heavy Holy Man |
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The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill, Holding hard wooden ball. Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out. He has one eye...
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| 11. King Missle - How To Remember Your Dreams |
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In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them as if they were little kittens When you wake up in the morning Before you get out of bed...
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| 12. King Missle - Wuss |
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1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 I was a teenage wuss. In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples. I wore really wussy clothes. Most...
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| 13. King Missle - The Fish That Played The Ponies |
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Once upon a time, Somewhere in the Ocean somewhere, There lived a Fish, The King of the Fish The King of the Fish was not happy He wanted to...
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| 14. King Missle - No Point |
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There is no point to life There is no point to death There is no point in continuing our meetings There is no point in not continuing our meetings...
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| 15. King Missle - Rock N'roll Will Never Die |
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Nah, but I'm sorry But look I'm sorry But, Rock n Roll? Rock n' Roll will never die It's going nowhere It's here to stay What are you,...
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| 16. King Missle - Sensitive Artist |
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I am a sensitive artist (X6) Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, Music...
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| 17. King Missle - Muffy |
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Muffy, She's an American orignal Muffy, Is she vegtable or mineral? Muffy, She lets it all hang out. Muffy, She lets it all hang out. Muffy,...
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| 18. King Missle - The Sandbox |
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And I would go And I would go everyday almost to the sandbox And 'cause I loved the sandbox so much And 'cause I had my pail and my shovel And...
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| 19. King Missle - Take Stuff From Work |
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Take stuff from work. It's the best way to feel better about your job. Never buy pens or pencils or paper. Take 'em from work. Rubber bands,...
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| 20. King Missle - Love You More |
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I'm in love again, oh-oh Been like this before, oh-oh I'm in love again, oh-oh This times true I'm sure, ooh-ooh Don't wanna be hurt like no...
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