| 1. Dane Cook - Car Accident |
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We love car accidents in this country. We're obsessed with car accidents! I know your like me, its like 2 in the morning, it's dead quiet. Your in...
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| 2. Dane Cook - The Bk Lounge |
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So many crappy- the first job I had, right. The first job when I was uh 17 uh was Burger King. That was the first job that I had, alright. I didn't...
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| 3. Dane Cook - Umm, Hello? |
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Then get this right? I'm driving along man I'm driving as I'm driving, I'm driving safely. I'm obeying the rules..of the road. Whatever sign comes...
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| 4. Dane Cook - Tire In The Face |
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Did you see that clip they were like showing the other day on uh ESPN or whatever. They were showing like the best crazy accidents or something. It...
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| 5. Dane Cook - Fireman & Policeman And Mini Putt Security Guard |
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When I was a little kid I thought I wanted to be a fireman. I think a lot of guys- Did you wanna be a fireman when you were a little kid? People...
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| 6. Dane Cook - Pregnant Lady |
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Uh..OOh . You're gonna have a little baby? Oh you're pretty far a long there. What ah how long? You wanna have him right now? Can we force it or...
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| 7. Dane Cook - Parking Structure |
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I was over at your a... I went to one of these malls. You got a big mall going on over there. The galleria there. Holy Shit! I went over to the...
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| 8. Dane Cook - Would You Rather... |
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There's certain ways that people when they bite it and they show it on the new... you laugh. Like who gets killed by bees?! Anytime they come on the...
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| 9. Dane Cook - Intro |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, put you hands together for Dane Cook, come on! *cheers and claps* Yeah! Keep it going for the comics you've seen tonight. ...
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