| 1. Mc Chris - Blastic |
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Thanks to my rhyme inventin', i've ascended to the heavens. Did I fail to mention, got more ice than march of penguins? I'm rich; I make the poor...
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| 2. Mc Chris - Wiid |
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Weed is by my side, it's always been there. Always been there, always been there. Weed is by my side, it's always been there. Always been there,...
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| 3. Mc Chris - Omc |
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"Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me one time..." To the chicks and the bros, to the pimps and the hoes, cheap seats to the front row! "Oh, mc, won't you...
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| 4. Mc Chris - 4 Da Shorteez |
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4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da...
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| 5. Mc Chris - I Want Candy |
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I want candy Bubblegum and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet heart Sandy Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hume Cronyn...
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| 6. Mc Chris - Bad Ass |
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I never carry a gun I just carry my tongue When it's not knee deep in pork It's acidic and forked I'd mission abort Don't need no permission to...
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| 7. Mc Chris - Kingdom Farts |
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I'm a dank burner 'cause I'm earnin' some bank. No one to spend it on because I ain't got a mate, so I put it in my system where I procrastinate...
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| 8. Mc Chris - Townie |
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"Where are we?" "I'm thirsty." "There's a church up ahead, maybe there's something in here..." [Door open] "These don't look like Presbyterians!"...
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| 9. Mc Chris - Illi Oi |
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Illinois boy known to make some noise Don't collect checks cause I'm unemployed Used to love Hip hop now it sucks like Roids I'm here to fill the...
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| 10. Mc Chris - Ten Year Old |
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What's my name? mc. and what do I do? rap. md's screaming need 50 cc's of mc stat. er staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag. mc chris squeezin'...
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| 11. Mc Chris - Care Bear (kelly's Song) |
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You're cute as a care bear I don't even care where You tell me to be You know I'm gonna be there Know I'm gonna repair Your broken heart, I...
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| 12. Mc Chris - Yatch Birds |
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Yacht Birds Lyrics - MC Chris Verse 1 Is she dope, yep, askin for the fett, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, ...
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| 13. Mc Chris - My Name Is |
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My name is MC I'm like no other A short sized, high pitched White skinned brother And when I say white Yo, I don't mean pink 'Cause my skin's...
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| 14. Mc Chris - Ratz |
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This one goes out to all the cuties in the quad, walking kitty corner with the itty bitty bod, telescopin out the window, waxin wise, while you walk,...
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| 15. Mc Chris - Stop Time |
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Please allow me to reintroduce myself My name is Chris And I do not exist It's just some shit that a kid did just for kicks An effort of the last...
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| 16. Mc Chris - Mc Chris Ownz |
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Mc Chris Ownz MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes I...
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| 17. Mc Chris - White Kids Love Hip-hop |
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White kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris...
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| 18. Mc Chris - The Tussin |
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Way back college boy asked to a high school dance couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants. didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue, til...
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| 19. Mc Chris - Dq Blizzard |
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Your rapper, he's whack Does he even try? Can he do what mine do? Think you should say goodbye. Get up on the mic like a five on a fifty. ...
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| 20. Mc Chris - Robot Dog |
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I got an allergy for every pedigree So I got myself a robot that's Japanese But yo, he's hard to please He's always gotta pee But he nevers sips...
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