| 1. Jonathan Coulton - Code Monkey |
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Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting With boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent But...
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| 2. Jonathan Coulton - I Crush Everything |
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I lie below, you float above In the pretty white ships that I've been dreaming of And I'd like to swim beside you Getting dizzy in your wake Getting...
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| 3. Jonathan Coulton - I'm Having A Party |
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The time has come to celebrate my birthday We just redid the basement, couch and all You're all invited, even Mark Manelli Just leave your coats and...
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| 4. Jonathan Coulton - First Of May |
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I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I'm sick and...
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| 5. Jonathan Coulton - Ikea |
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Long ago in days of yore It all began with a god named Thor There were Vikings and boats And some plans for a furniture store It's not a bodega, it's...
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| 6. Jonathan Coulton - I Feel Fantastic |
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I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me I take a wake up pill and fill with energy I power on hard and I check my messages But I don’t have...
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| 7. Jonathan Coulton - I Hate California |
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I hate California There's something out there I just don't get I know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strange Because I dress as if the...
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| 8. Jonathan Coulton - I'm A Mason Now |
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You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car You said it'd never fly that I'd never get this far I always knew that I would make it someday...
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| 9. Jonathan Coulton - De-evolving |
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I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits Anyway more than I used to...
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| 10. Jonathan Coulton - Christmas Is Interesting |
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You have put on your feety pajamas It's time for a long winter's nap There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there He wants you to sit on his...
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| 11. Jonathan Coulton - Millionaire Girlfriend |
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I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long I know she's out there for I have heard her song In dreams she sings to me Her angel's voice a symphony...
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| 12. Jonathan Coulton - Overhead |
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Once in a while I go out of my way To kill you a little I'm sick or your smile, your nothing to say Your monkey, your middle You see me overhead As...
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| 13. Jonathan Coulton - Bozo's Lament |
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I guess because my name is Bozo I was destined to be a clown But when I joined the traveling circus I didn't think that it would bring me down Make...
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| 14. Jonathan Coulton - Betty And Me |
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Guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin He said we could build a baby out of DNA And although it was expensive it was legal in the states...
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| 15. Jonathan Coulton - That Spells Dna |
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We start the story when Mom met Dad And they danced all night and he took her home It might have been all the wine they had But they rolled the dice...
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| 16. Jonathan Coulton - Kenesaw Mountain Landis |
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Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved...
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| 17. Jonathan Coulton - The Future Soon |
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Last week I left a note on Laura's desk It said I love you signed anonymous friend Turns out she's smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote...
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| 18. Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains |
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Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Thing have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now I...
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| 19. Jonathan Coulton - Mandelbrot Set |
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Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician Every one of them is a splinter in my eye I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve I fear...
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| 20. Jonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher Mountain |
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Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far I see you've met my assistant Scarface His appearance...
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