| 41. Apologetix - How You Rewing Me |
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I never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler I'm tired of lonsin' all the time, man But sin keeps sendin' my defenses...
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| 42. Apologetix - Love The Jews (love Me Do -the Beatles) |
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God loves the Jews You know I have proof Our Lord was one too So please love the Jews whoa... love the Jews John was a Jew and Mark and...
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| 43. Apologetix - Armageddon Valley Someday (pleasant Valley Sunday |
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The global clock moves down to zero while the armies march along They surround Israel's weakened sides; They're just about to throw their bombs ...
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| 44. Apologetix - I Love Apostle Paul |
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I saw him standin' there writin' letters to me I knew he once had been a proud Pharisee His faith was kind of strong In God's favorite Son And I...
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| 45. Apologetix - Manger |
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Girl, use my manger for your darling angel Cozier than my sheep you ought to be, Mary Showed you my stable for my farming animals Girl, you must...
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| 46. Apologetix - Letterman |
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Late night, Watching the TV, it's 12:00, We're watching David Letterman. With the Lord, we practice our routines. As He opens the show, we roll...
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| 47. Apologetix - Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth |
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Ruth and me, We come from different worlds. She was a Moabite; I'm a Jewish mother's girl. Somehow she married a son of mine. It's such a...
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| 48. Apologetix - I'm A Receiver |
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I thought God was only Jewish fairy tales Meant for someone else with lots more faith all my doubts depressed me--that's the way it stayed Till...
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| 49. Apologetix - Heaven Isn't Like That |
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Do some good works and lead a good life. Always go to church and try to be really nice, really nice. Say a couple prayers and finally when you die,...
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| 50. Apologetix - Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of |
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He's been through crucifixion,that cat's been through it all. Christ's real,he ain't religion,God's Words gonna save your soul. He's into new...
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| 51. Apologetix - Preachers |
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Movin´ through the country, gonna see a lot of preachers. Movin´ through the country, gonna meet me a lot of preachers. Movin´ through the...
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| 52. Apologetix - John 1_1 |
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Well, it´s not a very hard thing to prove so I can´t understand now. Seems they forgot all about when Christ very nicely told them "I AM", now. ...
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| 53. Apologetix - Lemonade (renegade -styx) |
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Oh, Mama, I've been cleared of my crimes and I'm not under the law Law has been put an end to by Someone that is so far above it all Oh, Mama, I...
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| 54. Apologetix - Meshach (love Shack -b52s) |
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Hey, there's three real famous guys in the Bible you know And the in-between guy's name is Meeeee-shach! Meshach, yeah, yeah I read about them in...
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| 55. Apologetix - All The Stalls Stink |
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All the stalls stink - two bears, two pigs I'll take one whiff - before i get sick Wallabies, rhinos - you'll see on my boat Watch me...
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| 56. Apologetix - Corinthians |
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Corinthians [parody of In the End, by Linkin Park] It starts with love Young thing -- I don't know why You didn't read the letter our...
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| 57. Apologetix - Second Timothy (sex And Candy -marcy Playground) |
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Hangin' 'round Found the Bible on my shelf And I had so much time To sit and read it for myself and there it was My Bible verified My very...
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| 58. Apologetix - It's Not Eden |
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I can't stand to lie; I got that from Eve I just had a bite; You gave her, Lord, to me I warned her at first; I more than explained That's more than...
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| 59. Apologetix - Put You Down In My Will |
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I said I dont know if he's ever been good enough I'm a little disguisted, yet I think of a plan for saving men, They dont know, but the devil plays...
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| 60. Apologetix - The Real Sin Savior |
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Parody of œThe Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem May I have your repentance please? May I have your repentance please? Will you tell Him "Save...
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