| 101. King Missile - Life |
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Life, With its wonderful smells, With its enchanting plant life, With its exhilarating animal life, With its perplexing micro-orgasmic life And so...
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| 102. King Missile - Stonehenge |
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Holy holy holy all is holy in the sink in the sink all is holy holy holy down the sink holy holy sinking down holy sinking down the hole down the...
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| 103. King Missile - Suggested Response To The Coming Crises |
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(spoken) Look. I'd be the first to admit that I don't have an ounce of common sense, but I think people should be fucking in the streets. Assfucking....
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| 104. King Missile - Cheesecake Truck |
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So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, 'Cause I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home...
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| 105. King Missile - Chickens |
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(sung) We like chickens Tiny little chickens Little little chickens We want chickens Gimme chickens Great big chickens I eat chickens Cook up the...
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| 106. King Missile - Rock N' Roll Will Never Die |
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Nah, but I'm sorry, But look I'm sorry But, Rock n Roll? Rock n' Roll will never die It's going nowhere It's here to stay What are you, fucking...
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| 107. King Missile - Take Me Home |
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I want to go to a place where nobody knows who I am And come back to a place where everyone forgot who I was I want to bury myself and rise from...
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| 108. King Missile - Metanoia |
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This one' called Martin Scorsese He makes the best fucking films (x2) If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him And...
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| 109. King Missile - Sensitive Artist |
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I'd like to go to Scotland, I'd like to wear I kilt, I'd like to show off my two legs And do just what I wilt I'd like to go to Scotland And...
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| 110. King Missile - That Old Dog |
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I waited two and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry And its a damn good thing I was...
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| 111. King Missile - Pain Series (3): Paper Cut |
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(spoken) Okay, and this next one is called "Paper Cut." I-it's not as painful; it's more kinda whiny. (shouted) Ow! Goddamn goddamn goddamn I got a...
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| 112. King Missile - Pain Series (2): Hammer Thumb |
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(spoken) Okay, and the next one is called "Hammer Thumb." (shouted) Ow! Jesus fuck motherfucking fuck fuck. Son of a fuck bastard. Shit. I hit my...
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| 113. King Missile - Eating People |
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(spoken) I think it's all right to eat other people, as long as they've been properly canned. So in the future, when we think we're eating soy, but...
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| 114. King Missile - Pain Series (4): Cold Pool |
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(spoken) A-and this one's called "Cold Pool." I-it's not really painful at all; it's just very uncomfortable. (shouted) Ow! Fucking freezi– you...
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| 115. King Missile - The Fish That Played The Ponies |
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Once upon a time, Somewhere in the Ocean somewhere, There lived a Fish, The King of the Fish. The King of the Fish was not happy. He wanted to be...
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| 116. King Missile - Dick |
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Dick was obsessed with his dick. He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner,...
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| 117. King Missile - Happy Note |
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I don't know why I'm always inclined To end on a happy note Though the point may be mute like a ten year old boy With his throat And his dreams...
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| 118. King Missile - Damned If I Know |
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(shouted) Damned if I know! Fuck if I know! Shit if I know! Ass if I know! Tit if I know! Scumbag if I know! Shit if I know! Fuck if I know! ...
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| 119. King Missile - Ennui |
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(spoken) Personally, I'm more than a little disillusioned with castration. I've used it numerous times as a literary device, and it seems to have...
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| 120. King Missile - Glass |
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Posted By: Font (Font) Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991 Title: Gary And Melissa Gary and Melissa John S Hall/Dave Rick from the King Missile...
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