| 21. Gwar - Happy Death Day |
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Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds This is what I say, give the kids more guns All of the classes are on how to kill If you don't teach...
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| 22. Gwar - Dirty, Filthy |
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Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too...
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| 23. Gwar - Gonna Kill U |
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Oh Yeah. Oh no. Yeah I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm Gonna kill you Gotta bust you up And I aint gonna give you anything And I am gonna...
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| 24. Gwar - Sex Cow |
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Barnyard Stomp all the animals and you I got a dog I got a cat I got a hog I got a bat I got a monkey fish I got a funky fish I got a pig log dig...
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| 25. Gwar - Fight |
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[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty] [Bass by Oderus] Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out You're a moron Turn on the radio. Afraido. Fire up...
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| 26. Gwar - Preschool Prostitute |
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I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked ashamed He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed...
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| 27. Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good |
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I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen. Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading "Nugget" magazine. Cum splattered tube-top. ...
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| 28. Gwar - Crack In The Egg |
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The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn And all the filthy load...
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| 29. Gwar - Sammy |
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He was a boy - he was a fine child He had the leather boots and the riding crop in Jerusalem Oh Sammy My hap flap slappy clam ma'am We've come To...
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| 30. Gwar - None But The Brave |
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Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lame Did you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss me We come on out here,...
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| 31. Gwar - Nudged |
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Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed? Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you? Welcome to the club, aye,...
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| 32. Gwar - Penile Drip |
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Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands The Penile Drip You gotta love it when the blisters come up all over...
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| 33. Gwar - Slaughterama |
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[Sang by Sleazy P.] With a battle cry go forth which is "Give the people what they want." And what the people want could only be the senseless...
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| 34. Gwar - Let's Blame The Lightman |
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It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah It's falling on the ground, yeah Let's blame the lightman for our own mistakes We'll...
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| 35. Gwar - Martyrdumb |
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You remember the lessons taught in your past? And how old you were Before you wondered how many were lies? They tried to teach about the anti-Christ...
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| 36. Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song |
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Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around...
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| 37. Gwar - Stalin's Organs |
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They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs 200 MM devastating fire When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh...
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| 38. Gwar - Biledriver |
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All creatures born are born to die but before then survive Some creatures born they never live but still they are alive Upon a bony steed I sway, my...
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| 39. Gwar - Gilded Lily |
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Well I've been wearing a gilded lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created No deviation was tolerated My gilded lily,...
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| 40. Gwar - The Performer |
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I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you I will...
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