| 41. The Lucksmiths - Off With His Cardigan! |
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If I've told him once I've told him a thousand times But he refuses to listen He's the perpetrator of some hideous crimes He's a hopeless fashion...
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| 42. The Lucksmiths - The Invention Of Ordinary Everyday Things |
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When my friend comes over We sit on the sofa And most of our clothes are other people's With hairstyles the same as The rich and the famous We're...
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| 43. The Lucksmiths - Sleep Well |
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We shook hands and parted ways The sun danced on his eyes Financial matters were cast aside I'll sleep well tonight I had to leave this place behind...
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| 44. The Lucksmiths - Silver Friends |
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I never thought that it could happen quite so strictly But strictly speaking we were usually speaking strictly I returned her library books And she...
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| 45. The Lucksmiths - Cat In Sunshine |
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You tell me you don't like the way I comb my hair But there are two of us at this table Only one of us doesn't care You're so engrossed in what you...
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| 46. The Lucksmiths - Macintyre |
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Far from handsome Close to ugly I pull my pants on I don't look lovely I wear a singlet underneath my shirt I tuck it in at all times And as the plot...
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| 47. The Lucksmiths - Snug |
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Tuck your head below my breast I will not love you any less Give your bravest face a rest And grate your grief out on my dress Lower you down next to...
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| 48. The Lucksmiths - Cliched Title For Kris |
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I know a girl called Kris Who believes in God and Elvis And I'm an atheist But we get on fine I know a girl called Kris Who's an...
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| 49. The Lucksmiths - The Sandringham Line |
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She's given it some thought And it's giving her some grief Could it be she's bored beyond belief? By the time she says goodbye She's looking...
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| 50. The Lucksmiths - Birthday Present For Katrina |
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Happy birthday dear Katrina We hope you have a lovely day Your father and I are oh so proud In fact there's something he'd like to say We've watched...
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| 51. The Lucksmiths - The Drunkest Man In The World |
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The drunkest man in the world Misunderstands what he's overheard Morose one minute, more toasts the next He's amazing, he's a mess Nevertheless...
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| 52. The Lucksmiths - Under The Rotunda |
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It's already Friday And soon it'll be Friday night And if you've got something planned I suppose I'll understand But give me half an hour And I'll...
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| 53. The Lucksmiths - Guess How Much I Love You |
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Good Friday and I'm miles away And missing you already From a backyard in Balmain To the post office and back again I bought a postcard I'm getting...
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| 54. The Lucksmiths - Punchlines |
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I must admit I find it funny But I might have known she'd find it dumb The air hostess and the blow-up dummy I'm in stitches and she's twiddling her...
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| 55. The Lucksmiths - Thomas And Martha |
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Dorchester, August 1856 I'm an old man now and ashamed of this But I had to be in town for other reasons I stood in a crowd of three or four...
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| 56. The Lucksmiths - Danielle Steel |
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She'd look beautiful in a tea towel But she's dressed up to the nines She's covered herself in make-up But she can't make up her mind She's a damsel...
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| 57. The Lucksmiths - Only Angels Have Wings |
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Heavens above, I could never hate her She's done nothing wrong A photograph of Rita Hayworth A Latin bombshell, an atom bomb Lovely Rita, America's...
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| 58. The Lucksmiths - Weatherboard |
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It was summer when she moved in And it was winter when she moved out again And the sky was usually blue And the single bed was big enough for two ...
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| 59. The Lucksmiths - Frisbee |
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Today the sun is shining and I feel a million dollars And I don't need reminding that I own eleven cents The winter of my discount tent when we first...
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| 60. The Lucksmiths - Detective Agency |
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I was supposed to wait for you But we'll have to wait and see Have I been stood up? Standing for an hour or two By the detective agency I wish the...
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