Henry Fiat's Open Sore songs lyrics

Gettin' drunk in a bar To come home I need a car Taxidrivers everywhere They rip you off they don't play fair Taxidriver motherfucker ...

Munich hosted the olympics Sapporo did so too Nixon's talking to the chinese and shooting folks to the moon Wanted: petite female born 1972 ...

Girls have small feet and big tits And all wanna fuck my small dick Eleven year old girls lookin' good But I can't feel their fuckin'...

Dogs don't like me Cats hate me Mom doesn't feed me And dad fucks me And I like it Let me be abused Let me be seduced Let me be...

Watcha doin' I don't know Your magical fingers Just destroy And you don't fix it either Hey Ju Stay away from my fuckin' things ...

In the garden of Eden In the middle of last week There was Adam and Eve Plus myself, a.k.a. the Proto-Geek Feel alone? Just date the snake ...

My mom is a hellhound My dick is from a dog My head is still missin' My sister is a frog Daddy daddy Belsebub Satan's boy ...

Told my friend a joke Sure enuff he didn't get it Threw my dad a bone But the fucker didn't fetch it Held a kid for ransom But noone...

I don't wanna lay around all day Or sniff the butts of my fellow mutts I'll bite my master's ass today And take a dump on a neighbor's stoop ...

I'm the teacher's pet, all straight A's A Stephen Hawkings on the rocks Homework rules man Top of the class Graduated from Wino High No...

England is a fucking boring place A whole nation without a pretty face In their private schools they learn to lick And to suck their friends...

1 - 2 1 - 2 - 4 1 - 2 - 4 - 5 This is the first line And we're moving to the third It's one more to go Are you ready for the bridge ...

Take a tip from chairman Mao Wow! What a guy Josef Stalin was ahead of his time Yeah! Webbed toe The manifesto gets written here Yeah!...

You don't wanna know Just what I know And you don't wanna go To where I tend to go I know my way around The oldest kid in town Just...

I have no working hands And shit in my pants I am not funny And I have no money I don't like rock'n'roll 'cause I am an asshole...

I used to be a pig I wanna be a bum I'm gonna make you sick I'll make you suck my dick Society? Not for me! There'll be no helpin'...

I may have played for the home team Yeah, I play all sides of the field I swing my dick on both sides of the fence I'm a friend of Dorothy ...

Got my mind set on a brand new revolution Set my mind straight for a brand new constitution The Lord is here with a mic in his hand The second...

The Sthlm stalker goes out tonite To have a ball and to take a life You're gonna end up in a filthy ditch Mutilated by that heartless bitch ...

Desto in Ms Fiat and her flesh is burnin' And her eyeballs are cookin' Yet you can't even pry her offa his dick Desto in Ms Fiat and he's...