SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS' ROOM
Motley Crue

Sittin' in the classroom
Thinkin' it's a drag

List'nin' to the teacher
Well just ain't my bag
Noon bells ring
You know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys
On floor number two

Somkin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now teacher don't you
Fill me up with your rules
For ev'rybody knows that
Smokin' ain't allowed in school

Checkin' out the halls
Makin' sure the coast is clear
Lookin' in the stalls
No there ain't nobody here
My buddies Syxx, Mick, and Tom*
To get caught would surely
Be the death of us all

Somkin' in the boys' room
Smokin' in the boys' room
Now teacher don't you
Fill me up with your rules
For ev'rybody knows that
Smokin' ain't allowed in school

Well they put me to work
In the school bookstore
Checkout counter and I got bored
Teacher was lookin' for me all around
Two hours later you know
Where I was found

Smokin' in the boys' room
Yes indeed, I was smokin' in the boys' room
Now teacher don't you
Fill me up with your rules
For ev'rybody knows that
Smokin' ain't allowed in school

Now teacher I am fully aware of the rules
For ev'rybody knows that
Smokin' ain't allowed in school


* Obviously indicating the 3 remaining member of Motley Crue
considering the song is being sung by Vince Neil.
(This note it's from: Jason Langdon )