"that song was pretty white"

"and i'll tell you something else, too, the same thing goes for christmas"
(gasp)

"he's crazy"

"boys, don't never, but never, make fun of no cripples"

"somebody'll come up and giggle at you
That's a violation of your civil rights"

"skunk bait
That's what the world is full of
That's what it's based on
That's what this economy is based on"

"are you telling me that you don't see the connection between
Government and laughing at people?"

"well, let me tell you one thing, son
Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor"