I’ll keep my trap shut
When I think you’ve had enough
I’ll button my lip up
When I’m ready to call it quits

I guess I’m just a motormouth who just screams and shouts
When I don’t get dinner
I’m not the devil’s advocate
I can say my bit

I’m wandering the parking lot
like a stupid ox
Who was broken hearted
But my butt feels fine

It's not like I'm a blank white page
With nothing to say
Like a sweepstakes winner
And I can talk through my dick

It's not like I'm a postal route that's just heading south
For a long cold winter
Where there’s never any mail
(Happy birthday, dad)

Crazy has come and he’s on the run
Packing a snickers and a gun
He’s satisfied but he ain’t having fun
Got his phaser set on stun

You’re ashamed of the things that I say
Cut me off, cut me off
Cause I’m a simple man that says simple things
And I won’t change

Cause I’m a rock star but who cares?
When all my friends think I’m a piece of shit
I’ll finally make when I climb up the stairs
Well I don’t care

I kept my trap shut
Still I think you’ve had enough
I buttoned up my lip
Do you think you can handle it?

It's not like I'm a postal route that's just heading south for a long cold winter
Where there’s never any mail
I’m wandering the parking lot like a stupid ox
Who was broken hearted
But my butt feels fine

I guess I’m just a motormouth who just screams and shouts
When I don’t get dinner
I’m not the devil’s advocate
I can say my bit

It's not like I'm a blank white page
With nothing to say
Like a sweepstakes winner
And I still talk through my dick

Crazy has come and he’s on the run
Packing a snickers and a gun
He’s satisfied but he ain’t having fun
Got his phaser set on stun

You’re ashamed of the things that I say
Cut me off, cut me off
Cause I’m a simple man that says simple things
And I won’t change

I’m a rock star but who cares?
When all my friends think I’m a piece of shit.
I'll finally make when I climb up the stairs
And I don’t care

I’m a rock star but who cares?
When all my friends think I’m a piece of shit
I'll finally make when I climb up the stairs
And I don’t care

You’re ashamed of the things that I say
Cut me off, cut me off
Cause I’m a simple man that says simple things
And I won’t change