I can snarl up the traffic when I drop my fare
Put on them flashers and park any old where
Even though there´s a pull-in just over there
I won´t do it cause I don´t care

I´m a taxi driver You´ve seen me ´round
I´m a taxi driver I can cut you up or down

I like to do U-turns in a one-way street
Drive on a kerb now and then so watch your feet
I´m a taxi driver and there ain´t nothin´ sweeter
One hand on the wheel – both eyes on the meter

I´m a taxi driver How do you do
I´m a taxi driver I´m gonna drive all over you

I´m a mild mannered man when I ain´t behind this wheel
But when I am I got a license to kill
I ain´t scared of nobody – don´t make me mad
This here ain´t no yellow cab

I´m a taxi driver you´ve seen me ´round
I´m a taxi driver I can cut you up or down

I´m a taxi driver…
I´m gonna drive all over you