Wizard rock
What's up with that stuff?
Andrew Sims here to show you the fluff
Podcast on Sundays
Late afternoons
Talking Harry Potter
Like a wolf howling at the moon

Theories, discussion, more pickles, please?
Fans in the stands
Screaming on their knees
Our show got big
Nobody thought it would
It was like the little train
The engine that could

Now please
Here's the main event
It's my first single
So give me time to vent
People 'round the world
Listen to our show
We got many segments
So let's give it a go

So I ask,
Who's the best Potter Podcast around?
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We gotta stop selling t-shirts
We're gonna sell underground
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We're really pretty funny
The fans say we're hot and smart
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Look out you other Podcasts
We're about to climb the charts
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M U double G L E C A S and a T

We will start with news
Each and every week
Micah Tan anchorman
Making all the girls shriek
With laughter, I mean
This guy is really funny
Don't be buggin him though
He'll kill some purple bunnies

The announcements
Hold up, let's skip those
I'll be the first to admit
They should be disposed
Podcast Alley
Vote once a month
There I said it, once now
Do until your life's done

Let's get to the part
We call the main discussion
It's catchy and intriguing
As is percussion
Sometimes we screw up
On a fact or two, it's true
The fans knew
They often make a break through

Speaking of fans
We have listener rebuttals
Sent in via e-mail
Faster than a space shuttle
We love the feedback
It's great to open and read
Now let me ask you
Are you ready to proceed?

So I ask,
Who's the best Potter Podcast around?
M U double G L E C A S and a T
We gotta stop selling t-shirts
We're gonna sell underground
M U double G L E C A S and a T
We're really pretty funny
The fans say we're hot and smart
M U double G L E C A S and a T
Look out you other Podcasts
We're about to climb the chart
M U double G L E C A S and a T
M U double G L E C A S and a T

E-mails, send it off to us
The rebuttals, feedback, complaints
Come by the bus load
Day after day
It makes my brain fry
Don't expect a reply

Gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme a Butterbeer
When Ben's got an issue with Potter
You better stay clear
Christianty, Emma Watson
Ugh, Laura Mallory
Give it a rest
It's just a good story

I hate to speak its name
Chapter-by-chapter
Going page-by-page
Analyzing what's after
Each and every letter
Nothing is missed
Sadly though it made the MuggleCast reject list

1 218 20 MAGIC
It's a number fans call
With a question, don't make it tragic
Call right now
Leave us a note
Don't make it something important
Or we'll have your throat

So I ask,
Who's the best Potter Podcast around?
M U double G L E C A S and a T
We gotta stop selling t-shirts
We're gonna sell underground
M U double G L E C A S and a T
We're really pretty funny
The fans say we're hot and smart
M U double G L E C A S and a T
Look out you other Podcasts
We're about to climb the chart
M U double G L E C A S and a T
M U double G L E C A S and a T

This concludes my very first single
Podcasting finally has a catchy jingle
Hoping this song puts Wizard Rock to a new level
I'm just praying Harry and the Potters don't wish me on the devil

Another year of MuggleCast
Is just around the corner
We hope you'll be there
Through every last mourner
Not to mention the final book to open and read
Watch out, you other Podcasts
Are you ready to proceed?

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