Let me tell you what love is for
He's so polite
He got a way about him, kinda coy
His folks are alright
I think he think's that I'm afraid of him
Why should you be?
There's no place I would rather be

The kitchen sink
Tie me, tie me, tie me
To the kitchen sink
Tie me, tie me, tie me
To the kitchen sink
Tie me, tie me, tie me
To the kitchen sink

'Cause I love him
(She loves him)
'Cause I love him
(She loves him)

1, 2
1, 2, 3, 4

Nothing like a modern man
- What? Is he clean?
Stay at home every night if I can
- You must be crazy
I wanna make him happy
I wanna make him love me
- You wanna throw those rose glasses away, that's what we say
That's what you say
- That's what we say
That's what you say
- That's what we say

Well, I still say:
Tie me, tie me, tie me
To the kitchen sink
Tie me, tie me, tie me
To the kitchen sink. Tie me, tie me, tie me
To the kitchen sink

'Cause I...
- Why?
'Cause I...
- Why?
'Cause I...
- Why?
'Cause I love him