I'm gonna go to the party tonight
And do you think my ??? is stuck on right
I don't like punking and I don't like dope
Just give me a blow-job and a lime with coke

And I'm gonna want to ???
'cause ??? backstage pass
The working class can kiss my ass
I've in the hit parade, you know

The hit parade!
I've got a record in the
Hit parade
We've all got a record in the
Hit parade
I've got a record in the
Hit parade, In the hit parade
Hit parade, Hit parade
Hit parade, Hit parade

We used to be out with the kids
We used to be where the action is
But the American ???
'cause that's where all the money is

Never ever ever ever realise
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There's no such thing as paradise

In the hit parade
I've got a record in the
Hit parade
I've got a record in the
Hit parade
I've got a record in the
Hit parade, In the hit parade
Hit parade, Hit parade
Hit parade, Hit parade

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Everybody's got something new
It don't really matter what you do
Nothing gets better and you know its true

In the hit parade
I've got a record in the
Hit parade
I've got a record in the
Hit parade
I've got a record in the
Hit parade, In the hit parade
Hit parade, Hit parade
Hit parade, Hit parade

Now I'm on the hit parade
Now I'm on the hit parade
Now I'm on the hit parade
Now I'm on the hit parade

Oi! Oi! Oi!