he never knew what to think of you
you never knew what to think of him
he was suspicious when he saw you stand up to pee
when he saw that hair up on your lip
he let it slide
but when he saw the buldge inside your pants
he realized you lied

you never said that you were sorry (sorry)
you crazy bitch, you are a man
but when he was too busy groaping
he felt a huge old hairy hand

he tried to take you to the beach
but you refused
you were too afraid to be seen in a bathing suit
but when you went with him
everybody laughed at you
because when you fell down
everybody saw your balls!

youre the only woman with a beard (that's weird)
everybody thinks your sick
next time a guy wants to go down there (down where?)
he's gonna find a big old (dick) what?

gonna find a big old... dick?
find a dick.