I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule
I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net

I want to know the human race I want to rub it all over my face
life is such a fucking joke I want to laugh until I choke
thought I saw you when I closed my eyes
but it was just an order of fries
thought I loved you yesterday but it was just a tv tray
I want to meet the aspirin lady I want to talk to Peter Brady
I want to be on my own I want to be fully grown
I want to be a celebrity I want to be like Mr. T
won't let people fuck with me every night on tv