This was recorded by Jon Von and a few of his friends under the name "The Mystery Experience," due to the fact that it was regected by the band.

We like playing punk rock music

yeah I guess that's true
But what we prefer is selling
merchandise to you.

So why don't you go get a pencil
while I give you an example
of the many satisfied
customers that we've served fine.

Maurine has a Mr. T shirt
it looks really good
If you don't have a Mr. T shirt
don't you wish you could?
Michelle has our new CD
she's a fan of Mr. T
Tammy drives in her Corvette
listening to our cassette.

We've got records
we've got t-shirts
large and extra-large
we take Visa and Discover
we take Mastercharge.

For further information write to:
the Mr. T Experience
P.O. Box 4848 Shattuck Square
Berkeley, California 94704
Ses habla espagnol.