Well I've never been afraid of much and never thought I need a crutch
To help me through the trials of this life
But there's one thing I cant do with out and copenhagen's what I'm talking
About and I love it nearly as much as I love my wife.

Now when I first started chewing I didn't know what I was doing
But I liked the way it helped me to relax
And a big ol' chew tastes might good just the way copenhagen should
But when it's gone I'm a slobbering maniac.

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I'm a copenhagen junkie, there's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And he just wont let me be
Cause when I run out of chewing
I know I'm on the road to ruin
Yes that copenhagen's got a hold on me

I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans
And you know if wouldn't really bother me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of days but if you take my snuffs away
I'll be climbing like the spider up the wall.

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Well I even tried to quit one time
My knees got weak and sorta went blind and my mellow disposition headed south
I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabbit dog and
Start frothing and foaming at the mouth

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Can I help you sir?
Ah, yea do you got any copenhagen?
No sir I'm afraid we're all out
Ahhhhhhh

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Ahh copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
But when it's gone boys, I ain't feeling exactly the way I should