There was this boy, his name was Jerry.
He had a girl, her name was Sally.

They were so happy, so much in love.
Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus.
A few years later, they got married.
They had two kids and a dog named Spot.
They were so happy, so much in love.
Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur.
Chorus: The perfect family, Jerry and Sally (repeat).
Chorus: Sally and Jerry have sure been through a lot.
But they remember their promise to God.
Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair.
Losing his teeth, but Sally doesn't care.