Love songs, I used to hate that shit
But I find out, just bit by bit
They're stupid, silly, but they're true
So many cliches I never knew

Most love songs, they really suck
Boring stories filled with bad luck
But damn man, every word is right
All that shit about loneliness in the night

Let's face it, we all need that someone
A real true friend that we can count on
And that's what love songs are about
This emotion we can't live without
But still, most love songs, they are fake
Too much whining, more than I can take
So I'm not gonna write that stuff
Those lyrics are true but we have 'm enough

These are some lines about a love song
It's just another love song to hate
These are just some lines about a thing called

Love songs, I found it out
I understand what they're all about
I thought love stood for pathetic weakness
But passion fills me when we kiss
You know, it's not the love songs I disgust
It's the sly dog singers I don't trust
They warble and they look too smooth
A phoney smile in a rich man's suit

Sometimes, I wanna write one
A love song for that special someone
Words about this pain and pleasure
Two hearts searching for a treasure
But I prefer to write about
Things we don't like to say out loud
So love songs, it's alright with me
Most suck but are true that's what I plea