his name is Robin
he likes to hav a drink
I don't really mind
but its during my lesson time
I want to do well

but I have Robin Stone (as a teacher)
he doesn't know who we are (by name)
and he doesn't give a decent grade out.

cause he's such a ugly teacher, baby
and he's such a pointless teacher, baby
listens to Kelly's ˜sony' walkman in class. oohh oohh oohh.

yea Robin drinks
and he brings a flask to school (college)
and he tells us that,
its his home made coffee from *****.
he lives far away
and drives a Rover
how dose he do 2 things at once,
drive in his car, and drink at the same time.

your such a dodgy teacher, Robin
yea your such a dodgy teacher, Stoney
listens to Pauley's MP3 in class. oohh oohh oohh

I mean yeah,
do you think
that he can not get drunk one lesson
I mean yeah,
do you think
that his flask contains homemade coffee.

man he looks old
even though he jus ova 40.
˜Oh My Dear God'
he's walking right over to me,
this must be fake
I havn't done the right work,
how does he know who I am,
and how come he hasn't swore that much.
œI hav jus written your repot card, baby
it will arrive on Friday, maybe.
im jus a dodgy teacher like Lessa Laws. oooo o o ooo ˜