Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor
Make me look real good because I'm
going for a ride
Hey Mr. Embalmer I did a number with my revolver

Can you put my head together, ˜cause I'm going
for a ride
I'm going for a ride, I'm going to the show
So everyone I know, so everyone will go
"He looks real good man, he never looked better,
it's just a shame that that fool could not
forget her."
My skull is shattered, but that really doesn't matter
I know that you can fix it, you can do anything
Fill my veins with Wild Turkey
just in case I get real thirsty
That needle is awful big man, I hope it
doesn't sting
Hey Mr. Undertaker put pennies on my eyes
Do a good show tonight so everybody cries
Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor
Make me look real good ˜cause I'm gonna
meet my maker
And that picture in my wallet, if she comes to see
Hey Mr. Undertaker make her cry for me
Do me a favor, Mr. Undertaker
Make me look good ˜cause I'm going for a ride.
Hey Mr. Undertaker