I met her in a club in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes like cherry cola
See-oh-el-aye cola.
she walked up to me

and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
she said Lola El-oh-el-aye Lola la la la la Lola.

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy

but when she squeezed me tight
she nearly broke my spine
oh my Lola
la la la la Lola.
Well I'm not dub
but I can't understand why
she walked like a woman and talked like a man
oh my Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.

Well
we drank champagne and danced all night
under electric candle light

she picked me up and sat me on her knee
and said "Dear boy
won't you come home with me ?"
Well
I'm not the world's most passionate guy
but when I looked in her eyes
I almost fell for my
Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.
Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.

I pushed her away
I walked to the door

I fell to the floor
I got on my knees
then I looked at her
and she at me.
Well
that's the way that I want it to stay
and I always want it to be that way
for my Lola la la la la Lola.

Girls will be boys
and boys will be girls

it's a mixed up
muddled up
shook up world
except for Lola la la la la Lola.

Well
I left home just a week before
and I'd never ever kissed a woman before

but Lola smiled and took me by the hand
and said "Dear boy
I'm gonna make you a man."
Well
I'm not the world's most masculine man

but I know what I am
and I'm glad I'm a man and so is
Lola la la la la lola la la la la Lola.
Lola la la la la Lola la la la la Lola.