| 1. Half Man Half Biscuit - Keeping Two Chevrons Apart |
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Well I'm not really worried about this, But can some one please answer me this - Apart from on commentary, where else on earth Can you hear the...
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| 2. Half Man Half Biscuit - The Referees Alphabet |
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The A is for my authority which many players seem to question, thinking theyre somehow going to make me change my mind B is for babies which a lot...
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| 3. Half Man Half Biscuit - Corgi Registered Friends |
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In the kingdom of the blind They say the one-eyed man is king And in the kingdom of the bland It's nine o' clock on ITV I believe I've seen holograms...
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| 4. Half Man Half Biscuit - Dickie Davis Eyes |
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Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed. My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil. I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off...
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| 5. Half Man Half Biscuit - I Was A Teenage Armchair Hon Ved Fan |
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Well I heard a lovely rumor, That Bette Midler had a tumor, So gleefully I went to tell my friends. But they said it was a lie, That she wasn't...
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| 6. Half Man Half Biscuit - If I Had Possesion Over Pancake Day |
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Out side Golsmiths, Coughing up blood, Turner Prize judge gasps, "Christ, thats Good, Leave it as it is, it'll get first place, we'll call it a full...
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| 7. Half Man Half Biscuit - The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman |
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My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wifes a touch skeptical, too. They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van; it says: ...
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| 8. Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life |
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Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! {? Unemployments rising In the chigley end of town. And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down. There's...
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| 9. Half Man Half Biscuit - 1966 And All That |
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We sat and decided as the seaons collided that our love was fairly utopian if it wasnt for my pills, my psychiatric bills and your unreliable...
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| 10. Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintballs Coming Home (26/9/04 Version) |
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They've got the whole world in their house, they've got the whole wide world in their house, they've got the whole world in their house, to see the...
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| 11. Half Man Half Biscuit - D'you Ken Ted Mould_ |
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Ah, Ted! It has to be said, The {? juicy truth's ?} beyond us. Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein, His ribs remain intact. {? Hedderly Crup ?} is in...
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| 12. Half Man Half Biscuit - (live!) |
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Saint Francis came to my town And visited the cemetery. The dead got up and everything Became one big one big cacaphony. They all went down the...
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| 13. Half Man Half Biscuit - Vatican Broadside |
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The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went...
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| 14. Half Man Half Biscuit - Arthur's Farm |
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Arthur Askee and Dougie Wougie Bader Went down to the Animal Farm. Dug in for the poor, They heard stories from the war. And explaimed about...
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| 15. Half Man Half Biscuit - Trumpton Riots |
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(Hall, Oates, S. Allen) -- Skin tight soul delight Changing her life for another She dreams magazines Sees herself on the cover Anything...
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| 16. Half Man Half Biscuit - I Hate Nerys Hughes |
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Saint Francis came to my town And visited the cemetery. The dead got up and everything Became one big cacaphony. They all went down the social and...
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| 17. Half Man Half Biscuit - Dyou Ken Ted Mould |
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Mention the Lord of the Rings one more time And I'll more than likely kill you. "More cock, more cock, Michael, more cock" you fervently moan. Is...
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| 18. Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla-prague Away Kit |
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There was one of the gang, who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you. Every day after school, You'd go around there...
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| 19. Half Man Half Biscuit - The Light At The End Of The Tunnel (is The Light O |
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She stayed with me until, She moved to Notting Hill, She Said it was the place she needs to be, Where the cocaine is fair-trade, and frequently...
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| 20. Half Man Half Biscuit - When The Evening Sun Goes Down |
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I shout all my obscenities from steeples, but please dont label me a madman, I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles, as the bootleg Mark Chapman, ...
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