| 1. Phoenix Bodies - Pardon My Emoticon |
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Your post total has nothing to do with anything at all. Step away from your ergonomic keyboard. Dare to venture somewhere even the best wireless...
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| 2. Phoenix Bodies - Half Billion Ants: A Force |
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I am sorry, I have never been a part of programming that has made me say or do things that embody hatred. I am trying, I really am, to unlearn...
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| 3. Phoenix Bodies - Raise The Bullshit Flag |
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Let it be hoisted above a burning horizon of magnetic yellow ribbons Orchestrated press conferences Fraternity pledges Television satellites...
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| 4. Phoenix Bodies - You've Been Hamburgled |
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It's not good for you It's not good for them either At $5.15 for an hour So just stop going to the drive-thru Convenience is the death of reasoning...
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| 5. Phoenix Bodies - If Money Is Power |
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While the world does lines of cable television the wal-mart choir spews its disabled promises across my imported flat-screen media spy lens reports...
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| 6. Phoenix Bodies - Resonance Of The Strom Thurmond Death Rattle |
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Slogan slinger, Think tank tactician Radio wave holy warrior, the dollar donations of Midwestern widows, will smite all your foes. Upon newspaper...
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| 7. Phoenix Bodies - Goddamn Pyramid Building Aliens |
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Your obelisks lay fallen. Victims of erosion. Stone worn to dust. Your empire a wasteland. Accomplishments now null and void. The aliens now steal...
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| 8. Phoenix Bodies - Hard-on For A Hummer |
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Once again you’ve been attacked By some asshole driving a hummer While watching porno on a DVD And playing with a Shih-Tzu You we’re nearly run...
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| 9. Phoenix Bodies - Spin: A Rendezvous |
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How does your garden grow such fine little children? And they're bred to attend the finest schools in town. With the highest PPG & GPA, it's no...
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| 10. Phoenix Bodies - Intelligent Designer Sunglasses |
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Of course it's easy to not believe in evolution when you are inbred, Ignorance is bliss until they load you into the freight cars Create your...
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| 11. Phoenix Bodies - Striving For Autism |
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I like to spend my Tuesday afternoons, from 3 to 4, watching Dr. Phil, playing solitaire, eating burritos, talking on cell phones, and jerking off...
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| 12. Phoenix Bodies - The War On Entropy |
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Let's start the first true Holy War A fight to destroy the nemesis of our modern lives. Not a war on drugs, not a war on terror, not a war on...
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| 13. Phoenix Bodies - I Guarantee You’re A Pile Of Shit |
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What happened to pure intentions? What happened to helping hands? Is it all lost? To me your name is not important, But your ethics and actions are...
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| 14. Phoenix Bodies - Toxic Shock Value Meal |
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Life is like a tampon commercial. It's all nice spring fields, calm breezes. Sometimes you're swimming. Sometimes you're wearing a lovely white...
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| 15. Phoenix Bodies - Test Of Faith At The Trinity Broadcasting Network |
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Are your religious? Religious enough? Are you religious? Religious as fuck? Do you pray 5 times a day? To the right god and in the right way? Are you...
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