| 1. Dr.demento - Dead Puppies |
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Dead puppies Dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun They don't come when you call They don't chase squirrels at all Dead puppies aren't...
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| 2. Dr.demento - Mental Hospital |
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Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The...
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| 3. Dr.demento - Fish Heads |
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Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads...
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| 4. Dr.demento - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep |
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*Birds Chirping* *Pig Squeal* *Rooster Crows* If your having trouble with your barnyard friends You've got a thing for Huuueees Been counting...
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| 5. Dr.demento - Kinko The Clown |
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Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love...
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| 6. Dr.demento - Squirrels |
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Squirrels all we really are is squirrels we're being hunted we are squirrels we are applealing we are squirrels we want to gather nuts but...
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| 7. Dr.demento - Diarrhea |
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I know its getting late, And I know we had a date, Lucia, I hate to make you wait, 'Cause it would be so great Lucia. And tears fall from my...
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| 8. Dr.demento - They're Coming To Take Me Away |
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Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The...
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| 9. Dr.demento - I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas |
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I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Only a Hippopotamus will do Don't wanna a doll No dinky-tinker toy I want a hippopotamus To play with and...
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| 10. Dr.demento - Witchdoctor |
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I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you, I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you, And then the witchdoctor he told me what to do, He...
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| 11. Dr.demento - Cows With Guns |
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Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be eat at the...
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| 12. Dr.demento - Star' Trekkin |
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Star Trekkin', across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin', across the universe, Boldly going forward,...
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| 13. Dr.demento - I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause |
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Isaw daddy kissing, Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep He thought that I was...
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| 14. Dr.demento - Monster Mash |
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I was working in the lab, Late one night, When my eyes beheld and eerie sight, For my monster in his lab began to rise, And suddenly to my...
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| 15. Dr.demento - Drunk With Dignity |
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When you've had too much to drink there's certain things to keep in mind. Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding your beer bottle...
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| 16. Dr.demento - Psycho Chicken |
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I can't seem to face up to the facts, I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax, This cruel insane man's job is getting me down, A crazy chicken...
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