| 181. Nofx - Bob |
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He spent 15 years getting loaded 15 years till his liver exploded what's Bob gonna do Now that he cant drink? The Doctor said: "Whatcha been...
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| 182. Nofx - Champs Elyses |
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Champs lyses... Je me promenais sur l'avenue.Le coeur ouvert l'inconnu. J'avais envie de dire bonjour a n'importe qui. N'importe qui et ce fut...
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| 183. Nofx - Dig |
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Ationalize values it's so easy to succeed keeping your eyes on the prize excess camped outside laissez fair people understand me there ...
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| 184. Nofx - See Her Pee |
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She has lips like stereos, with the bass and treble down, she got tits like microwave, burritos that explode. What I wouldn't give to see her...
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| 185. Nofx - Stupid Canadians |
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What gives you the right to tell others what to do? You sit in judgement, you can't be wrong, Your infallible power's undeniably wrong. You can...
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| 186. Nofx - Clam Have Feelings Too |
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Birds are dumb with small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don't see you eat a talking bird ...
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| 187. Nofx - Johnny Appleseed |
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Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the...
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| 188. Nofx - The Bag |
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Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Like an intruder, I belong outside Although I find myself right back The...
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| 189. Nofx - Total Bummer |
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Go away sunny day All the horny people sitting in front of their TV and thinking What is wrong with me Iæ?¦ not a monster Why wonæ?° anybody...
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| 190. Nofx - Punk Guy (cause' He Does Punk Things) |
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Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps ...
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| 191. Nofx - I'm Tellin Tim |
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You better watch out You better not cry You better put out Records D.I.Y. Cause it's not what You been and if You fuck up.... I'm tellin Tim...
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| 192. Nofx - Three On Speed |
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All we need A little methamphetamine Three on speed A little subversality What we do It's nothing you need to know about Who you are ...
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| 193. Nofx - The Brews |
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Friday night we'll be drinkin manshevitz goin out to terrorize goyem stompin shagitz, screwin shicksas as long as we're home by Saturday mornin...
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| 194. Nofx - Jaw, Knee, Music |
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Johnny has a problem Johnny is out of control He had a TV party With the kids in the black hole Stealing people's mail And lynching the...
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| 195. Nofx - She's Nubs |
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Its kind of hard to wear high heels Or slip on bananna peels How does she get in and out of tubs? I hope she don't get mad I hope she...
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| 196. Nofx - Just The Flu |
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Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the...
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| 197. Nofx - Thank God It's Monday |
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I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Cause they fell like Saturdays When you don't have to go to work, every day is a...
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| 198. Nofx - Electricity |
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One source of energy, the ultimate discovery. Electric blue for me, never more to be free. Electricity nuclear and H.E.P. Carbon fuels from the...
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| 199. Nofx - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic |
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I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be co-drug dependant Wanna be sedated most of the time I wanna sing, I wanna dance I wanna pass out and wet my pants...
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| 200. Nofx - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns |
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[first joke] - Hey Hefe - What? - What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? - Uh... you? [second joke] - Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish...
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