The Arrogant Worms songs lyrics

Ohhhh... Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick...

This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom...

I once was a happy man Of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour got a dog He put a ribbon on its head To make it cute But it still...

Special guest vocalist, Mike's dad: Bob McCormick (Mike's dad appears courtesy of Mike's mom) There once was a time when the country was wide....

Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass...

Often on the weekend I'll jump in my car I won't fill up the tank although I'm going far And if somebody asks me if I'm going to a bar I'll say...

The Lord above, Sent his only son To spread the word of God To everyone. Jesus cured the lepers And he healed the lame But he left the...

Best things in life are not free But you don't need to have money To get the things that you want to own You just have to get a loan When you...

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat, but all I...