How many at my funeral
How many would be there
Maybe two or three dozen
Or a thousand would be fair

Welcome to my funeral

Nice to meet you sir
Did we meet somewhere
Maybe at my funeral
Well you know... you know... I was there

Welcome to my funeral

High end caterers and wine
Speeches praise my name
Remember when and he was so nice
Everyone... with so much to say

Hoped you liked my funeral
So nice to see you there

How many at my funeral
How many would be there
Maybe two or three dozen
Or a thousand would be fair

Welcome to my funeral

Have you loved my funeral
So nice to see you cared