Driving down the interstate
Running thirty minutes late
Singing "Margaritaville" and minding my own
Some foreign car driving dude
With a road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone
He started yelling at me
Like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird and then he was gone

First Chorus:
Some beach somewhere
There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair
Palm trees a growin' and warm breeze is blowin'
I picture myself right there
On some beach somewhere

I circled the parking lot
Trying to find a spot
Just big enough I could park my old truck
A man with a big cigar
Was getting into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up
And from out of nowhere a Mercedes Benz
Came cruising up and whipped right in

Second Chorus:
Some beach somewhere
There's nowhere to go and you got all day to get there
There's cold margaritas and hot senoritas
Smiling with long dark hair
On some beach somewhere

Well I sat in that waitin' room
It seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said, "Doc's ready for you
You're not gonna feel a thing
We'll give you some novocaine
That tooth will be fine in a minute or two"
Then he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drilling before I was numb

Third Chorus:
Some beach somewhere
There's a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere
There's music and dancing
And lovers romancin' in the salty evenin' air
On some beach somewhere

On some beach somewhere