(This is a medley of various Radiohead songs, sung bluegrass-style for comedic effect. The original Radiohead songs are in brackets.)

[Everything In Its Right Place]
Everything,
Everything

[Planet Telex]
You can force it but it will not come
You can taste it but it will not form
(Chasing you home)
Everything is broken
Everyone is broken

[2+2=5]
I'll stay home forever
Where two and two
Always make a five

[Instrumental from No Surprises]

[Optimistic]
You can try the best you can
You can try the best you can
The best you can is good enough
You can try the best you can
You can try the best you can
The best you can is good enough
The best you can is good enough
The best you can is good enough...

[You And Whose Army?]
We rise tonight, we ride tonight
We rise tonight, we ride tonight

[Karma Police]
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get, when you mess with us

[Knives Out]
Knives out, catch the mouse
Squash his head, throw him in the-

[Creep]
She's running out again
(So effin' special)
She's running out
She runs (runs!)
Runs (runs!)
Runs (run baby, run!)

[Instrumental from The National Anthem]

[Morning Bell]
Release me, release me
Cut the kids in half (come on!)
Cut the kids in half
Cut the kids in half

[How To Disappear Completely]
That there, that's not me
I go where I please
I'm not here

[Instrumental from Just]

[Fake Plastic Trees]
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic girl

[Nice Dream]
Nice dream
(If you think that you're strong enough)
Nice dream
(If you think you belong enough)
Nice dream
Come on!

[Paranoid Android]
That's it, sir! You're leaving
The crackle of pigskin
The dust and the screaming
Them yuppies networking
The panic, the vomit
The panic, the vomit
God loves his children
(Copy that, God loves his children. 10-4.)

[Instrumental from Subterranean Homesick Alien]