| 61. The Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob |
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If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my...
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| 62. The Arrogant Worms - Lets Go Bowling |
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Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! ...
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| 63. The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago |
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(Trevor's lines are italicized) WINNEBAGO! Oh yeah! Oh, man! It's so great to be out in the road! It sure is, man! Hey, look...
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| 64. The Arrogant Worms - A Night In Dildo |
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Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland An island in the sea I love you oh so very much I'd join the ministry To show the people ˜round the rock When...
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| 65. The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold |
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I spend my days watching TV with a beer (Oooh-aah, you're fat) It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (Oooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day my...
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| 66. The Arrogant Worms - Don't Go Into Politics |
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Watchin' television one afternoon Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon Stopped by a station's commercial break When suddenly I'm faced with a...
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| 67. The Arrogant Worms - Forgive Us We're Canadian |
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(talking) Uh, this next song was actually inspired by a review that we got when we played the Edmonton Fringe Festivile. we thought that it was a...
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| 68. The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts |
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I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off with that brilliant...
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| 69. The Arrogant Worms - Oh God, I'm Santa Claus |
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Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that makes me want to say hooray I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep Into my brain...
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| 70. The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned |
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Let me tell you a story about scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren't his ...
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| 71. The Arrogant Worms - Christmastime |
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It's the festive season There's singing and shopping and joy Santa's talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season's one of...
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| 72. The Arrogant Worms - Horizon |
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From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBY! Comes this sordid tale of speed... Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion... Picturesque...
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| 73. The Arrogant Worms - Login To You (another Version) |
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You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've...
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| 74. The Arrogant Worms - Proud T O Be A Banker |
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I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money I'm having a lousy...
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| 75. The Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song |
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It's early in the morning, way before dawn I down a cup of coffee, put my lucky hat on Get down to the water before all the crowds Gonna have...
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| 76. The Arrogant Worms - The Same Christmas Cake |
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Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away But it is what had stayed the same...
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| 77. The Arrogant Worms - Goin' Huntin' |
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Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass...
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| 78. The Arrogant Worms - Let's Go Bowling |
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Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty near...
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| 79. The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless |
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Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no...
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| 80. The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm |
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Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor...
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