You think you're a bible
All hard bound in your hard leather jacket
But you're cool as vinyl
And your veneer is clear as plastic

All right, tight lipped
Zipped up, not giving up a stitch
I swore, you'd tell
Now I swear they're some pretty thin crosses you bear

So help me girl
(can I get a witness?)

You think you're a bible
All hard bound in your hard leather jacket
But you're cool as vinyl
And your veneer is clear as plastic

You think you're a bible
You think truth is elastic and your word is final
To be stretched to suit the neck of your rival
Yeah... You think you're a bible

I caught the devil by the tail
He did whimper and he did wail
And his jacket it was black but it was vinyl
Yeah... He thought he was a bible

So help me girl
(can I get a witness?)

You think you're a bible
All hard bound in your hard leather jacket
But you're cool as vinyl
And your veneer is clear as plastic

You think you're a bible
You think you're a bible
You think you're a bible
But you're not

You think you're a bible
(can I get a witness?)
So help me girl
(can I get a witness?)