There's a little man and he sticks in my mind
He's a pain in the arse and he seems to find
Every bone in my body with an axe to grind
All I got to say about it

[Chorus]
You shit me to tears
And I'm makin' this clear
Just give me a break
For fuck's sake

He's got a big car and he drives real fast
But you can't see where you're going with your head up your arse
His voice is kinda muffled 'cause it's full of shit
And all I got to say about it

[Chorus]

My, Dougie, how you've grown so tall
You've grown into a very painful know-it-all
I'd like to shove your head into a barb wire fence
But you'd probably tell me all about it

[Repeat Chorus to End]