Hello momma I'am callin you to tell you that I'am comin home
What shape I'am in I wouldn't dare an try to tell you on the telephone
I been gone so long this song seems to be fallin apart at the seams

I been makin up heartbreak hotel so well that most of this is like a dream

Wingin it home to Texas
Home on the mornin plane
Wingin it home to Texas
And they lost my bags again
That Dallas airport sucks.

Last night this stringy cat came by and told me my astrology
Said I ought to move to Guam and open up this little health food store you see
So I just winged him the story bout a purple bear and when I left there
He was just bumpin into walls and all I got to do now momma is just get back to there

Wingin it home to Texas
Home on the mornin plane
Wingin it home to Texas
And they lost my bags again
That Dallas airport sucks