All he needed was PR
A million box of business cards
Careful image consultation
Securing reputation

A clever market plan
He didn't understand
That's all it really takes
He could have played for higher stakes

Now
Somehow
We've gone wrong

Chorus:
This Jesus thing, it's a smash hit
It's packaged right
All stocks have split, it's a smash hit
It's gone worldwide

Join His name to any cause
Drop His name to get applause
They never get enough
Nothing here to be ashamed of

Those ever loyal