Damn girl!

Shananay come over here,

look at this hoe!

oooooooo baby!

Look at you all pasty like

the Pillsbury doughboy.

You make me wanna poke you in the

stomach and go œpah-hoo.?

Pssst Shananay you best be

watchin your cholesterol.

Did you say cresentroll?

Mmh. Oh I'm sorry baby, you just need a tan.



People say, everyday

but she's taking you away

and I wish you'd leave her

everytime I see her



I ask you why, why did she lie

about the times with all those other guys?

I can see it a mile away

that you're with her everyday



The nights that you just missed,

the things that you promised they never stay (staaaay)

She's never seen the sun, she wears shorts and I run awaaaaay



He's dating Casper and he's afraid to ask her for his manhood back

please give me my friend back.

He's dating Casper, his heart races faster just for her

why can't we be like we were?



First you skip, but now you slip

sure is sexy that she got ya whipped

Just a puppet to sing from low

and she's using it all for show



Back in the day, we come and play

now you're asking if you may

did you see that she's not the one

she can't even see the sun



The nights that we just missed

the things that you promised they never stay (staaaay)

she's never seen the sun, she wears shorts and I run awaaaaaay



He's dating Casper, and he's afraid to ask her for his manhood back

please give me my friend back

He's dating Casper, his heart races faster just for her

Why can't we be like we were?



I'll ask her, will she rip my heart right out

Will she hurt me once again, will you ask her?

I'll tell her that's not why I'm all about

Now stop hurting all my friends, we're O.k!



He's dating Casper and he's afraid to ask her for his manhood back

please give me my friend back

He's dating Casper, he's heart races faster just for her

Why can't we be like we were?



Please go away!

Away!

Why Can't we be like we were?