Hey, hey, I'm a pasty gray
My name is Al,
I'm really grand.
I'll be your pal

With X's on my hands.
You like my rap?
I wear a cap.
CHORUS: Be Al! Be Al! Be AL! BE AL!!!
Do a stage dive on my head,
Or maybe drink alone instead.
Don't you like the way I smile?
I drive all the women wild.
Watch me run.....
..just like a reptile.
CHORUS: Be Al! Be AL! BE AL!! BE AL!!!
I live my life;
Don't ask me why.
I'm one handsome hunk of guy.
I'm a legend,
I'm a rave.
Even if I need a shave.
CHORUS: Be Al! Be AL! BE AL!! BE AL!!!
This song will be heard by millions.
BE AL!
I'm a natural singer.
BE AL!
Play that bass riff.
Hey, hey!