If Linda Blair was my Lolita, her head would spin.
She would levitate, vomit green,
beat a priest - what a teen!
Dick Clark would grin.

And foul things'd spurt without discretion
from her tiny mouth.
She'd say: Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY!

Mommy's in bandages 'n' smoking too,
she doesn't like it when I tell her to.

I don't know what's come over me.
I'm not myself today,
Linda's all the rage -
the Devil's underage.

Get that cross right out of there girl,
You don't know where it's been.
You're 13, underage, into bondage.
It's just a phase.
You're too young to sin,
speak in tongues backwards in Latin.
Let me hear you say:
Spank me, spank me, spank me DADDY!

Comin' downstairs just to piss on the rug,
she's gonna get all my gnarly love.

I don't know what's come over me.
I'm not myself today,
Linda's all the rage -
The Devil's underage.

The power of Christ compels you.