When you needed money You came to me It was no problem That was plain to see Yet when I needed some company You promised you'd pay me a call But you came and went so quickly I didn't know You had been here at all When there was a war on You came crawling to me There seemed no better place That you'd rather be Yet when it was over you told me You'd come back and pay me a call But you came and went so quickly I didn't know You had been here at all What does it mean What does it prove If I get my Own back on you Revenge is sweet But so are peas And not the ones Alphabetically My hands are cold Legs are like ice I'm on the beach Weather is nice The wind comes up It starts to snow My hands get warm My feet they glow Oh I can remember Things you used to say But what sticks in my mind most Is the way You hurt me so much When you left me Although you promised you'd pay me a call But you came and went so quickly I didn't know You had been here at all